You're so infamous for leaving me a mess.

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My palms are gonna die! D:
We did pull-ups for PE today.
But only some of the class.

So yeah, that's what killed my hands.
Plus, I've already had blisters on my hands before.
So by doing more pull ups today, I just got one infected (I think) o.o

Hurts like crap.
Having a bit of trouble typing.
(And writing too)




After school.
Our class got held back because they suspected one of us stole and hid jeremy's bag.
Could be somebody else from another class but they said they narrowed it down to our class.
Ended up writing statements and shit.
3 rounds.

Okay fine, the third one wasn't counted.
Caroline hwang let us off because someone found jeremy's bag stuffed inside a drawer in the classroom.
We were at the concert hall at that time.

So annoying.
If anyone finds out who that immature son of a bitch did it, we'll assasinate him.



Oh yeah, and I didn't stay back after school to watch evil dead like I was supposed to.
Cos alex sun had to urgently go home.
So yeah, I came home as well.

Didn't study, as expected.
But I just did 4 math questions.
Skills.



OMGOMGOMG.
Gigantic bug thingy in my bathroom today.
I was about to take a shower.
[Yes, my clothes were off when I saw the bug, thus I couldn't run out for help.]

I was on the verge of screaming.
It was like, crawling up the wall.
I was gonna smack it, but then it flew across o.o
So I took the shower tap and sprayed it.
Extermination fail.

Eventually it drowned and I washed it down the drain thingy.
Yep.
Why am I blogging about this again?




...
I will start studying tomorrow.

The story's far from finished
We could fill in all the pages.

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I was studying immensely over the weekend.
Along with chiam.

Let's go over what we did.


Saturday.
Planned to study at kap from morning till evening.
Ended up meeting there in the morning,
had our breakfasts and..
decided not to do any work.
:D

"Don't worry, we'll really start studying tomorrow."

Sunday.
Planned to go to silas's house after church and my haircut(-.-).
Intended to be there by 3pm.
Ended up being there at 4+.
FAIL.
We slacked till 5+.
Then I did 3 math questions.
And we did a poker face cover(just the beginning) on piano, me and chiam.
Its uploaded on youtube if anyone's interested.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bxsc724-qVM

Then that's about it, we all went home happy after that.



I can't help but feel a sense of accomplishment that we actually bothered to plan to study.
But resulted not doing anything :D
Ah well.

I'll start studying tomorrow!

I got caught for hair.
Gosh.

And will you tell your friends
You've got your gun to my head.
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Went to kap after school today to study with colin.
Met up with pearlyn and her.. friend there. o.o
I saw nic! :O
Just a bunch of st marg girls sitting there.
Hahahah.

Bought Naughty G again!
Money-saving scheme fail.
As of this moment, I owe colin $2.80.
[The naughty g cost $2.60, I owe him 20c for milo.]



Had a maths mock exam today D:
So hard.
I think I'm gonna fail math.

Spent the entire science class doodling on my notes :B
Yes, our class is just that boring.
I'll scan that page of my notes and see whether I can upload it :D
It's pretty cool.
"What's that? Vandalism? Nawh."

I FAILED MY CHINESE CA2.
I got 20-something.
2nd lowest in class! D:
But then again, I wasn't expecting much.
Hahah.



Exams start in 15 days time D:
Wonder how time passes by so fast.
Better start mugging.

Who's up for movies during exams?! :D

Singing myself to sleep,
You're still my favourite melody.
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This morning, I was walking over the overhead bridge to the bus stop to go to school.
Along the bridge, there were 3 mgs girls with Naughty G in their hands.
One or two gave me that sleazy wink.
Utterly perplexed, I carried on walking. But faster.
If you're one of the girls reading this, please know this:
YOU SCARED THE HELL OUTTA ME.
[I'm not gay, I'm just afraid.]

Speaking of Naughty G, IT TASTES LIKE CRAP.
Especially the cola flavoured one.
The horny goat weed doesn't even work!
I didn't even feel turned on.
Gosh, what a rip-off.
The cola-flavoured naughty g just tastes like your average coke, except with some weird tasting stuff (ginseng or some shit I think).

Me and colin bought 2 cans.
One cola-flavoured can and another normal one.
I'm going to keep the normal one in my fridge.
Then drink it tomorrow.



Lucky award-recipients for honours day got to leave at 12.30 today! D:
More than half my class was gone after that.
Hahah.


I'm gonna shower.
(still not turned on by Naughty G)

Do you wanna dance a sweet disaster,
We'll slow it down so our hearts beat faster.

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I feel thrice as lethargic as I usually am today.
So does the majority of my class.
Today went by so slowly.
Chapel was the worst.
I shall say no more.



English oral yesterday.
My senior told me at the last minute that wearing a tie gives you 1 extra mark! :O
So then he lent me one cos I didn't have one with me at that time.
[That time referring to the time whereby we were sitting outside the auditorium about to go inside any minute.]

Yep.
So I wore my tie, pulled up my socks(did I just say that) and looked smart! :D
By smart, I actually mean retarded.
But who knows, I may actually get that bonus mark.
Even though my invidulator didn't really seem to give a damn.
>:(

All the classes were delayed actually.
So I went home pretty late.
Just in time for dinner.
So tiredddddd.



Random class of the day: literature.
Crompton was checking my book, cos we were writing our answer to his triple O question(odd one out).
You don't need to know what the question is.
But yeah, anyway, he took my book after I finished writing.
I think he barely read my answer.
Cos he flipped it around and looked for my name.
Then gave me back my book.

Next thing you know, my name's on the board.
Big and bright(not really). And bold.
But not in the bad way.

Joshua, who was hungry, ate 92 curry puffs.

Hungry and eager, Joshua ate 92 curry puffs.

How the hell is that even possible?!
I don't even have $92.
And unlike kovic, I don't have the stomach capacity for 92 curry puffs.

Apparently,
We were learning about complex sentences, simple sentences, compound sentences and minor sentences.
Am I causing a headache for you?
It's okay, I had that headache during the lesson as well.

After those 2 completely illogical sentences, he then came up with another 2.
Well, 1 actually.

Joshua ate 92 curry puffs.

Joshua ate 92 curry puffs and drank 17 litres of (he asked what my favourite drink was)RedBull. Energy!

So!
Quick facts if you feel like learning something! :D

A simple sentence: Joshua ate 92 curry puffs.
A complex sentence: Joshua, who was hungry, ate 92 curry puffs.
The part in the sentence, 'who was hungry', is known as a subordinate clause.
Subordinate clauses usually emphasise certain points.

A compound sentence: Joshua ate 92 curry puffs and drank 17 litres of RedBull.
(I'm not so sure what a compound sentence is actually)
A minor sentence: Energy!
(whaaat?)

Do you feel smarter now? :D
Its okay, you don't have to thank me.



After recess.
Lam showed us this weird video.
On youtube.
It was at a train station in some other country,
some random dude in the middle of nowhere just started dancing.
More and more people started dancing along with him.
To the tune of 'the sound of music'.

What on earth.
I bet it was all rehearsed.
But the onlooking people who were recording proves otherwise.
Unless the dancers all planned to do this.
But there were what, 200 of them?

Thereafter, colin suggested we should do this at city hall after exams.
THE SPONTANEOUS HOEDOWN THROWDOWN! :D:D
But I don't know all the actions.
HAHAHA.



I'm super sleepy right now,
and I gotta eat.
So that's it for now.


Tease me, tell me not to make a sound.

But it's been four years
And a whole damn summer.

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You'll be seeing me and chiam at kap almost everyday starting next week onwards.
We're gonna be studying 2 weeks(?) before the exams,
just like how we aced our mid-years :D
Yeah, aced. [no sarcasm there..]



Oh, and he said he'd go for church camp if the group leaders paid for him.
Hahahah.
I'll probably go, but its like 80 friggin bucks. D:
I'll get my parents to pay :D
Problem solved.

Actually I hope ym can sponsor us.
Or maybe it's already been sponsored?
Could've been a hundred bucks.
Ah whatever, see how.



English oral tomorrowwwwwwww.
D:
Hope I get an awesome english teacher cos I got the worst for chinese.
Gabriel apparently got the best and kindest chinese oral teacher.
I bet you it's gonna be the other way round for english >:D

This time I'll be the one getting an awesome english oral teacher like shelia gregory or that new angmoh guy.
And gab's gonna get.. kasmuri? o.o
Yep, no doubt he's the worst.
Anyone who gets him shouldn't bother to pass english already,
and also be prepared to be retained.




Drama class.
We're performing our pieces next week.
At the drama theatre.
In front of the entire class.


My group decided to go with my idea.
You see, we're supposed to do a skit on either racism(HAHAHA), sexism or ageism(?).
So my idea of the skit was on sexism(no surprises there).

Kovic's my beautiful, coughcoughuglyandfatcough wife.
How sweet.
So she just gets mistreated at work.

Boss: So today, I've got a HUGE PACKAGE for you guys!
Damien (the employee): What kind of package?
Boss: It's called your work. Now go do it! Off you go!

So damien just throws the papers at kovic.


NEXT SCENE.
Kovic, my gorgeous wife, comes running home to me.
Ahem. Literally running. [Earthquakeeeee.]
*knocks me over*

Me: OW! MY BACK! GOSH HONEY! LOSE SOME WEIGHT!

So yeah, my wife's sobbing and all.
I ask her what's the problem.
She tells me everything.
I suspect it's rape. (no surprises there either)
She says its just her being mistreated.

Yep, then I complain to the boss and kovic slaps damien.
Not for real of course.
But that depends on kovic. :D


Hope we get good grades.
We better.


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I smell japanese curry for dinner!!! :D:D:D
Whooooh!
Sweeet.
I'm so hungry right now.
So hungry I could.. I could. Um. Eat kovic.
:B



Gotta go, I'm gonna study.
[Did I just say that?]
Ciao!

"I can only do 10 pushups at a go.
I have something in common with Alex Gaskarth!"
:D

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HAHAHAHAHA OMG.
CHECK OUT THIS REVIEW ON I LOVE YOU BETH COOPER.

In one scene, with her back to the camera, she drops her towel in the locker room to impress her geeky suitor (Paul Rust). How naked was she?

"I was really naked," she said.

"I had these little sticky petals on my boobs, but that was about it. My dad calls me such an exhibitionist," Hayden Panettiere, 19, continues. "He always says, 'God, even when you were little, you were such an exhibitionist!'

HAHAHAHAH! WTF MAN.

She lays her halo on the pillow where she sleeps.

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New blog, the old one's dead.
I predict this one won't last to the end of the year.
Mainly cos of exams.
I should change the skin soon, once I find a neat one.


Hokay! Major update time!
In current affairs, kovic's been humiliated in front of (half of)the entire class.
We had a replacement teacher the other day for speech.
Some new angmoh teacher in our school.
(Girls, I think you'll find him quite attractive.)
He's 26 and single ;D (hint to the ladies)
From canada if I'm not mistaken.

So back to the humorous details on kovic's humiliation.
For the last 5 minutes of class, Mr Harvey asked us whether we had any questions for him.

"Anything at all, gentlemen. Go ahead and ask away. I see we have some laughs over there, what's your question young man? Speak loudly and clearly! I remind you, this is speech class, so express yourself!"

"SIR! WHAT. COLOUR. ARE. YOUR. PUBS?"

[an outburst of laughter from half of our class, the sound was equivalent to that of our whole class]

"That's not an appropiate question. I don't find that funny at all. You will see me after class."

[laughter dies away]


Yep, so there ya go!
Would've been funnier if you were there though.
Kovic said if the DMs find out he could get public caning! Radical.
(I hope they do find out :D)
(The cane would bounce off kovic's ass and hit the caner back)



In more recent news, i had my chinese oral today.
Well, it was nothing more than en epic fail.
I got the worst teacher in the whole chinese department (the HOD actually),
plus I screwed up the entire passage and conversation.

You see, there were two paragraphs for passage reading.
I didn't know three-quarters of the words there.
The teacher stopped me after I finished the first paragraph D:

For conversation, the whole time I thought shu dian was library.
When it was actually bookstore.
The teacher asked what we could do in a shu dian.
I said we can study there.

"What? Do you know what shu dian is?"
"Uh.. library?"
"No! It's bookstore!"
"Ohh.."

FAIL.

Ah well.
I was destined to fail anyway.
So yeah, screw that.



Will blog again later.
But for now,
I really need to shower.
PE was tiring today.
Volleyball ftw! :D

My hands are sore ):


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Yeahyeahyeah whatever, the blogskin's the same from my previous blog.
You can't blame me for being lazy can you?!
Well technically you can.
But don't.
It's just the way I am, live with it.
Live with my lazyness.

But hey, at least I changed some things!
The theme's 'bout ATL.
<3


Yeah.
RELINK ME.